Softcore porn fantasy epic Game of Thrones will return for a 5th season that will only be available as 897 gifs via the medium of kitten based social justice site Tumblr.
“We found that the show was being gifed pretty much the instant it was broadcast so we thought that for season 5 we might as well cut out the middleman. Why waste money on experienced production staff when we can get a bunch of tween fans to gif it on a promise that we’ll make all of their favourite ships canon.” Said HBO’s Dan Inzider “The added bonus is that thanks to the lack of sound people will stop asking why Aiden Gillen now sounds like a Celtic Batman.”
Experienced giffer Harriet Thompson said “This is a great opportunity to explore 21st Century storytelling. Gifs are the future of the dramatic medium. They can allow for multiple emotional expressions, be used for closer story examination and comparison for underlying themes. Plus having the brief shots of nudity on a 30 second loop makes them much easier to masturbate to.”
George R.R. Martin said he was excited that his story was being transferred to a new medium. “Knowing that the moments of anguish I put my characters through will now be looped in a never ending cycle of suffering is only driving me to be even more creative in the future.”
“I’ll warn you now. If anyone pronounces it “jif” in my presence I’ll make sure Tyrion is garotted with a puff adder.”