Thursday’s SDCC Highlights
Today’s schedule for SDCC 2014 has some exciting panels and events. Here is just a slice of what you can expect.
How to Get Away With Not Drawing Feet With Rob Liefeld
A masterclass in how to inexplicably have a successful career as a comicbook artist despite not being able to draw feet from the master. Rob will also explain how to draw comically over muscled men and why pouches are so great that he sleeps in one.
Dan Slott Apology Session
An opportunity for everyone who hurled invective at Dan Slott for Superior Spider-Man to apologise to him in person. As an added bonus if you let Dan kick you in the balls as an act of contrition you’ll get a free copy of Amazing Spider-Man #5. Get there early as the queue is expected to be very long.
Warner Brothers and DC Announce Added Characters to Dawn of Justice
Attendees will be invited to write the names of their favourite DC comics characters and then put them into a hat. A DC executive will then pull out 5 names and those characters will be written into the script for Superman Vs Batman.
George R.R. Martin Writing Session
George R.R. Martin will take to the stage and add 4 new words to The Winds of Winter. He has promised at that one of them will definitely be a verb.
WWE Studios Announce New Projects
WWE Studios will be announcing their adaptations of Arthur C Clarke’s Rendezvous With Rama starring The Undertaker and Alfred Bester’s The Stars My Destination starring John Cena and Sheamus.
Game Of Thrones Season 5 To Be Tumblr Exclusive Gif Set
Softcore porn fantasy epic Game of Thrones will return for a 5th season that will only be available as 897 gifs via the medium of kitten based social justice site Tumblr.
“We found that the show was being gifed pretty much the instant it was broadcast so we thought that for season 5 we might as well cut out the middleman. Why waste money on experienced production staff when we can get a bunch of tween fans to gif it on a promise that we’ll make all of their favourite ships canon.” Said HBO’s Dan Inzider “The added bonus is that thanks to the lack of sound people will stop asking why Aiden Gillen now sounds like a Celtic Batman.”
Experienced giffer Harriet Thompson said “This is a great opportunity to explore 21st Century storytelling. Gifs are the future of the dramatic medium. They can allow for multiple emotional expressions, be used for closer story examination and comparison for underlying themes. Plus having the brief shots of nudity on a 30 second loop makes them much easier to masturbate to.”
George R.R. Martin said he was excited that his story was being transferred to a new medium. “Knowing that the moments of anguish I put my characters through will now be looped in a never ending cycle of suffering is only driving me to be even more creative in the future.”
“I’ll warn you now. If anyone pronounces it “jif” in my presence I’ll make sure Tyrion is garotted with a puff adder.”
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